Showing posts with label Chuck Woolery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Woolery. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Sorry Chuck, but your'e [sic] wrong.

There are certain grammatical tics by which our right-wing brethren reveal themselves on social media, but you have to give @realDonaldTrump's fellow game show host turned conservative twitterer @ChuckWoolery some credit for making an effort to understand the difference between the contraction for "you are" and the second-person possessive adjective. In the slightly incoherent pinned tweet on his Twitter page, which he wrote almost a year ago, he did get all the correct letters of the contraction in the correct order, but he had a little bit of trouble with the placement of the apostrophe.
Screen grabbed on February 15, 2017 at 10:30am EST.
Good try Chuck. It's almost English!

Monday, July 22, 2013

The 2016 Clown Circus Casting Couch is Open!

Before any of them actually arrive for their first auditions, here are the very early TrueBlueLiberal.org front runners for the 2016 GOP Clown Circus:
  • In the role of Michele Bachmann, we'll see the return of Sarah Palin.
  • In the role of Herman Cain, we'll have the inimitable Allen West.
  • In the role of boring Jon Huntsman, we will see boring Tim Pawlenty.
  • In the role of boring Tim Pawlenty, we will see boring Jon Huntsman.
  • In place of Rick Perry, Texas will be represented by Ted "Tail Gunner" Cruz.
  • In the role of Mitt Romney, we will have the sixth Romney son, Paul Ryan (but only if Tagg, Trigg, Tugg, Tigger, and Craig Romney refuse the honor of defending the honor of car elevators and the beleaguered 1%).
  • In the role of Newt Gingrich, we'll have the even more corpulent and egotistical Chris Christie.
  • In the role of Rick Santorum, John Bolton will be the one to inject a frisson of real fear into the race.
  • In the role of Game Show Host Donald Trump, we will see Game Show Host Chuck Woolery (unfortunately dropping out before the first debate to the chagrin of true aficionados of world-class slapstick clownfoolery).
  • In the role of Ron Paul, we will see Rand Paul.
And stepping in to pick up the royal family banner with a minimum of effort after the inevitable entertaining clownpocalypse, the statesmanlike pandering flip flopper John Ellis "Jeb" Bush.