Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Oil Doesn't Cause Fires. Oxygen Causes Fires.

The Oil and Gas Corps have a lot to learn from the firearms industry when it comes to public relations and buck passing. Thanks to the PR professionals at the NRA, every good American now knows that semi-automatic pistols, military assault weapons, and bazookas are no more inherently dangerous than any other tool or piece of sporting equipment left lying around the house. The oil industry needs to learn from this; they need to point out that just as every trigger needs a trigger finger, every derailed freight train filled with crude needs an ample supply of oxygen to enable combustion.

The force fanning the West Virginia flames shown above obviously lies with the Clean Air Act of 1963 and the evil wind-power industry.

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