It's not #TrumpRussia collusion; it's simply another in a long (and increasingly improbable) string of coincidences.

At 6:04 this morning, the current resident of the White House woke up obsessing about the #TrumpRussia developments that are quickly becoming his Watergate (or at least his Iran-Contra) scandal.

This afternoon a complementary message from the other half of the #TrumpRussia dyad echoed the president's early-morning toilet tweet.

At least Putin and Trump know how to keep their story and their messaging language coordinated.