Donald Trump's "major announcement" has been the subject of twittering speculation this week, and now he's announced his major announcement on YouTube and Facebook. If you can't stand his voice, the gist of the following video is basically this: If President Obama releases all of his college applications and records and passport applications and records by October 31, America's self-anointed Birtherist-in-Chief Donald J. Trump will donate $5 million dollars to a charity of the President's choice.
Of course this is as meaningless -- and as racist -- as the campaign for the "long-form birth certificate."
How much is Donald Trump offering to Willard "Mitt" Romney to release as many years of tax returns as Barack Obama has released? What if The Donald offers Willard one million for one year? He won't. And we won't even see 2009, let alone any tax returns from any of Mitt's years in the private sector. The press is playing dead and it's obvious that the richest man to ever run for the Presidency is going to give us the least financial information, even though his financial expertise is supposedly his main qualification for the office (Slogan: "Elect Me for My Business Experience, but My Business Experience Is None of Your Business."). Maybe Mitt's plan involves cheating America back to prosperity.
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Review this past list of installments in the #MittsMissingReturns saga by clicking on any of these links:
Of course this is as meaningless -- and as racist -- as the campaign for the "long-form birth certificate."
How much is Donald Trump offering to Willard "Mitt" Romney to release as many years of tax returns as Barack Obama has released? What if The Donald offers Willard one million for one year? He won't. And we won't even see 2009, let alone any tax returns from any of Mitt's years in the private sector. The press is playing dead and it's obvious that the richest man to ever run for the Presidency is going to give us the least financial information, even though his financial expertise is supposedly his main qualification for the office (Slogan: "Elect Me for My Business Experience, but My Business Experience Is None of Your Business."). Maybe Mitt's plan involves cheating America back to prosperity.
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Review this past list of installments in the #MittsMissingReturns saga by clicking on any of these links:
- #MittsMissingReturns [part one], July 3
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Two), July 6
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Three), July 10
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Four) -- In a Nutshell, July 14
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Five) -- In Which Mitt Romney Gives a Typically Squirrelly Response, July 16
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Six) -- Herman Cain Weighs In, July 25
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Seven) -- Romney Finds One Issue on Which He's 100% Consistent, July 26
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Eight) -- Another Lesson in Mitt's Lying Laugh, July 31
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Nine) -- Mitt Romney vs. Harry Reid, August 4
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Ten) -- In which Paul Ryan makes Mitt Romney throw up in his mouth a little, August 13
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Eleven) -- Fox & CNN are ready to move on already, August 15
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Twelve) -- In which the privileged candidate tells the small-minded press which questions they are allowed to ask, August 16
- #MittsMissingReturns (Part Thirteen) -- Romney may not know how to treat a dog, but he knows how to blow a dog whistle, August 24
- #MittsMissingReturn (Part Fourteen) -- False Equivalency from The Wall Street Journal, August 30
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