On the first day of Fitzmas, the grand jury gave to us ...
one Scooter on crutches (why did Dick hobble him with a lead pipe?)
Isn't it bad enough that he was named after Phil Rizzuto and that this is his view in the mirror every morning, and then he has to make daily genuflections to the man who makes Mike Myers' fictional Dr. Evil look like Mother Teresa? If it weren't for the whole illegal invasion of Iraq thing, you might almost feel sorry for him.
Who's next?
1 comment:
Dear S.C., Thank you for braving the world of Alan S. (and yes, as far as I know, he is real), the world where neither logic nor facts carry any weight (grammar and spelling are not highly valued there either).
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