Thursday, May 12, 2005

WARNING! Don't comment unless your politics and your grammar are correct (ever noticed that liberals have better language skills?)

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammatical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.

How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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alan s said...

Dang It Rufus them dare Libbererals think theys so smart. To bad theys can't win a elektion. Theys wantzing a Prusident whose liking to big chunky womans that pleazes us anywitch way wes liken. Clintonz is God. He dun more Inturns in the White Houze than Kennday. Wez wanted to im peach Clintonz but youall knowz Libbererals likez Bananaz.

True Blue Liberal said...

Actually, we love bananas.

Frenchie said...

I'm still a student of the english language and that would be true.
Admittedly I remember few grammer rules and tend to write as I speak.

alan s said...

Every Republican knows that Liberals love banana's. That is why they fight so hard for the gays!!!!

True Blue Liberal said...

But Alan, though much better than the grammar in your first post, why is there an apostrophe in "banana's" in your most recent comment?
It is these types of simple errors -- confusions between the possessive and the plural -- prevalent among the non-liberal commenters, that tend to invoke the Grammar God's wrath.

red state blues said...

NO SH**!