Thursday, May 12, 2005

WARNING! Don't comment unless your politics and your grammar are correct (ever noticed that liberals have better language skills?)



Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammatical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.

How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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4 comments:

True Blue Liberal said...

Like?
Actually, we love bananas.

Anonymous said...

I'm still a student of the english language and that would be true.
Admittedly I remember few grammer rules and tend to write as I speak.

True Blue Liberal said...

But Alan, though much better than the grammar in your first post, why is there an apostrophe in "banana's" in your most recent comment?
It is these types of simple errors -- confusions between the possessive and the plural -- prevalent among the non-liberal commenters, that tend to invoke the Grammar God's wrath.

Anonymous said...

Indubitib..indubata..endoobab....
NO SH**!